b-c-bass asked: Of course, the irony with "Will this pickle get more fans than Lady Gaga" is that the same pickle was recently inside Lady Gaga. Hmmmm. I don't really have a question per se. Oh wait, here's one. I recently saw that Jillian weather woman on the FOX morning show because the psychotic neo-conservative nut jobs get hold of the TVs at the gym when they see me coming. Anyway, a disadvantaged couple's dog was run down by some douche bag (in an Ed Hardy shirt and Von Dutch pin stripes). The couple was trying to raise money for the surgery. So Jillian, practically in tears, begs all the residents in the area to drop by the vet's office and donate what they can. She even gets shitty about it and says, "I know that area. There's a bar next door. Instead of another beer, help out." OK, 'I make way the fuck over six figures' FOX whore. Why don't you skip buying a new pair of designer heels this week, send that money to the poor couple's doggie, and we'll call it a wash? What a bitch. You'd think with all the histrionics, she'd be penning the check live on air. Nope. It's for us, the common folk, to do. One day they'll find a dead hobo in her car and a new strain of STD that doctors will trace back to Glenn Beck.
There is not a single question in there anywhere, not even the one you promised me!
I too know the scourge of having to suffer through the pain of having to watch Fox News at the gym. I mean not that I spend much time on the cardio equipment since I am naturally skinny anyways, but I see it out of the corner of my eye on the shoulder press machine (gettin’ swole yo!)
But yeah, that Jillian bitch should have to pony up some cash for crippled Fido. She should do it because of her own well being, after all, what do dogs hunt? FOXes, bitches.
Oh and here’s a tip for dealing with the douche bags at the gym who turn on Fox: tell them Jesus hates MSNBC and will cast that lesbian whore, Rachel Maddow, into hell for being a filthy sinner. It is a well known fact that most people will do the opposite of what religious nuts believe just so they can feel like they are living on the edge. After that you can Enjoy your stair stepping to Keith Olberman in peace.
Love, Matt
