VD-Day
Dear Valentine’s Day Celebrants,
It is the day after the day after Valentine’s Day, a time when millions of happy couples get tested for their newly acquired STDs. Don’t feel bad that you weren’t the only ones to have a drunken romp sans a condom after three Mai Tai’s at Ruby Tuesday’s. Gonorrhea is not the end of the world, think of it like you are taking the sharing of your lives to the next level; the gift that only takes six weeks to get rid of.
Don’t dwell on thoughts about that little slut your partner fooled around with over Thanksgiving, after all this is a time to be infected by love, not to wipe it clean with the uncaring abrasion of reality. So, go ahead and take those Valtrex with the understanding that you two now share more than just your love for Ashley Simpson and The Hangover.
Love, Matt
