Matt is Around

Feb 11

b-c-bass asked: Fantastic. Can your next letter be to the douchebags, those trendwhores who insist that their Ed Hardy shirts, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture attire does anything to mitigate their over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by low level intelligence and ridiculous public behavior?

You want me to write a letter to the cast of Jersey Shore?

Why the hell not!