The Games People Play
Dear Facebook Friends,
I should have informed you that my disdain for FarmVille extends to other Facebook games as well, including but not limited to: YoVille and Mafia Wars. While I am sure that you get plenty of enjoyment out of them, I myself, am not so stupid as to be so easily entertained by them. Please don’t think I am calling you stupid… well… I am calling you stupid, but in the nicest way possible! Honestly! I mean you aren’t too stupid to be my friend on Facebook, so I obviously value your input a little. On a scale of One to Totally Ignorant, most of you game players place at Mildly Deficient, which is great because it’s on the low end of the scale. See, that’s not so bad, now if you can just stop trying to pull me into the games too I won’t have to break out the big words like superlative and juxtaposition.
Love, Matt
